Alright, so I'm bored again and spoofed a another couple random Pulp Fiction quotes to fit Star Wars.
First... there are just some things you shouldn't eat:
"Want some Gamorrean bacon?"
"No man, I don't eat Gamorreans."
"Are you Jewish?"
"Nah, I'm a Jedi, I just don't dig on Gamorreans, that's all.
"First off those Pigs are like human-esque or some shit, and thier filthy anyway, I don't eat filthy things."
"Yeah, but it's just like normal bacon, it tates good."
"Hey, swamp rats may taste like gormet cuisine, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the motherfucker. Gamorreans run around the galaxy without ever bathin. I ain't eatin' nothing that aint got enough sense to stay clean, plus they're humanoid."
"How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces."
"I don't eat dog either."
"Man, I just been sitting here thinking."
"About the miracle we just witnessed."
"The miracle -you- witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence."
"What is a miracle, Master Vega?"
"An act of The Force."
"And what's an act of The Force?"
"When, um... with The Force you make something that seems impossible possible. But I don't think this morning qualifies."
"Hey, Master Vega, aren't you a Jedi? Can't you see, that shit don't matter. You're juding this shit the wrong way. I mean, it could be that The Force stopped those blaster bolts, or it allowed me to fetch a tasty beverage without getting up, it could have helped me find my fucking car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Now, whether or not what we experienced was an 'according to Jedi Law" miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of The Force flow through me. The Force was with us."
"The Force is with us always, Master Jules."
"Well that's what's fucking with me. I know this, but it still... I can't go back to sleep."
Soothing the Beast: Co-worker drumming on desk.