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Pulp Sci-Fi: It all Comes Back  
07:16pm 02/11/2008
 
 
The Shepherd
Alright, so I'm bored again and spoofed a another couple random Pulp Fiction quotes to fit Star Wars.

First... there are just some things you shouldn't eat:

"Want some Gamorrean bacon?"

"No man, I don't eat Gamorreans."

"Are you Jewish?"

"Nah, I'm a Jedi, I just don't dig on Gamorreans, that's all.

"Why not?"

"First off those Pigs are like human-esque or some shit, and thier filthy anyway, I don't eat filthy things."

"Yeah, but it's just like normal bacon, it tates good."

"Hey, swamp rats may taste like gormet cuisine, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the motherfucker. Gamorreans run around the galaxy without ever bathin. I ain't eatin' nothing that aint got enough sense to stay clean, plus they're humanoid."

"How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces."

"I don't eat dog either."

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Miracles:

"Man, I just been sitting here thinking."

"About what?"

"About the miracle we just witnessed."

"The miracle -you- witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence."

"What is a miracle, Master Vega?"

"An act of The Force."

"And what's an act of The Force?"

"When, um... with The Force you make something that seems impossible possible. But I don't think this morning qualifies."

"Hey, Master Vega, aren't you a Jedi? Can't you see, that shit don't matter. You're juding this shit the wrong way. I mean, it could be that The Force stopped those blaster bolts, or it allowed me to fetch a tasty beverage without getting up, it could have helped me find my fucking car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Now, whether or not what we experienced was an 'according to Jedi Law" miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of The Force flow through me. The Force was with us."

"The Force is with us always, Master Jules."

"Well that's what's fucking with me. I know this, but it still... I can't go back to sleep."
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Pulp Sci-Fi  
05:34pm 23/10/2008
 
 
The Shepherd
So my best friend Phil and I are big fans of Tarantino movies, most appropriately for this entry-- "Pulp Fiction". However we also enjoy Star Wars and in this case as well the new MMO Bioware is putting out "The Old Republic". So I offered him the suggestion of playing the Vincent and Jules of the Republic and two quotes came to mind when I thought about this.

The first:

"What did I do, Mr. Jedi!?"
"You know damn well!"
"What... no I--"
"Say what again..."

Yeah I cut it short, but you get the picture... and secondly another memorable moment:

*BZZZT!* "Ah man... my lightsaber hit Marvin in the face!"

"Why the fuck did you do that!?"

"I didn't mean to, it was an accident."

"Man I have seen some crazy ass shit in my time but--"

"Chill out man, I said it was an accident-- you probably hit a hyper space turbulence or something--"

"Okay I didn't hit no muthafuckin' turbulence..."

"Man I didn't mean to off the son-of-bitch, the light saber just activated. I don't know why."

"Look at this fucking mess, we're on a highly traffic'd flight path in Republic space!"

"I don't believe it."

"Well believe it now muthafuckin'! We gotta get this ship off the road"

"The Republic tend to notice things like faceless detainees in the back of ships like this."

"Just take it to a friendly place!"

"This is Republic space, Sith don't have no friendly places in Republic Space!"

"This ain't my fuckin' sector of space, man!"



I know I don't use this thing often, but this is so fucking worth it.
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Fall Cleaning  
01:38pm 26/10/2007
 
 
The Shepherd
Yes, I did a little cleaning in my journal. It's all good, I'm not going to disappear again.... nope, not me! However I will make my roommate's dog disappear though, that loud mouthed shit making machine. Grr.

Anyway, I met up with an old friend online today. She knows who she is, don't be shy, come on down to the stage. *snickers* Anyway it was quite a surprise indeed, I honestly didn't think I'd see her again since I haven't seen or heard from her since the last time lived back in Maryland. In any case I'm still talking to her, shaking her down for her most private details in her life... and maybe a cookie. I sure hope it's chocolate chip-- or maybe buffalo chicken. Mmm.

If you don't get that reference then screw you!
 
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